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Questions & Answers

This is where you go before sending emails.

Is this a real church/religion?

Science can't disprove it, so it must be.

How do I become a member?

By saying you're a member.

Where are you located?

The Internet.

How many gods are in your religion?

All of them.

How do you know the names of the greater gods?

Who says you can spell them with the alphabet?